Sunday 30 November 2014

Atherton Collieries (MEN United Cup)


This week first team goalkeeper John McIlwaine tells Rob all about the dressing room music tastes…or lack of them

Who controls the music in the dressing room?
That would be any one who doesn't mind using up their mobile phone data as we stream tunes from the internet… usually Danny Hewitt. He's taken Malam on board this season to carry the speakers to away games. 

Do you have an regular tunes that you listen to before matches?
Recently we’ve been opting for different dance music mixes from the Soundcloud website. It’salways something upbeat to get us going. It makes a change as before that we had the same CD every week for two years

Who is the squad’s biggest muso?
Tough one but I reckon Haggis (assistant manager). He seems to have been to see all kinds of bands at all kinds of places. He’s also probably the last guy you'd think who loves rap legends Cypress Hill. 

Who has the worst taste in music?

Another tough one. While there’s always dodgy stuff coming out of Tom Murray and Brandon's earphones, I’d have to say Kiarno. He strikes me as a Pitbull and Will.i.am kind of guy.

Are there any musicians in the squad?
The only ones I know of is our gaffer, Gibbo. He reckons he taught himself to play the guitar. Oh and apparently Jonny Hardy is good with the triangle.

Who would win in an Abbey karaoke competition?
The best singer, Sam Jones, isn't with us anymore.He gets a bit carried away. A competition between Baz (Walker) Gibbo, Sam and Yarwood would be goodYarwood reckons he's got a bit of Ed Sheeranin his locker. I think he means his barnet. The  best bit of karaoke there has been in my time at Abbey was when we all sang Bob Marley Could You Be Loved in memory of our late former teammate Lowen Douglas at the Christmas party. 

Thursday 6 November 2014

Congleton Town (NWCFL Premier Division)

Halloween has now passed. The nightmare is over. The skies are clear once again and everything is rosy on Goredale. For now.
After a hellish start to the season it seems things are startingto take something of an upward turn on the pitch. 
Trick-or-treaters from Silsden to Alsager took full advantage as our lads lost their first seven games. It was quite a feat.

Another nine defeats were punctuated with a solitary win at home to Nelson. On three occasions we shipped four goals in a single game. At home. 
The spirits were definitely angry with us for some reason. Did a stray ball land end up being booted next door into Gorton Cemetery by mistake? Did it dislodge a gravestoneperhaps?
Whatever happened it’s a good job that Gibbo swapped his tactics board for a Ouija board to shoo the bad vibes away as the last five results make much happier reading. 
Three wins and a couple of draws is quite a turn around for a club that two months ago couldn’t find the back of the net.

The fight for Premier League survival starts here and, as the zombies from Bacup appear to have been even sleepier at the back than us, we stand more than a fighting chance of staying up. 
As a footnote, the winners against Barnoldswick and WestDidsbury were bagged by new boys Sam FREAKES and Chris HALLOWS.

Tell me that’s not a coincidence.